Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.

by Sexydimma December 28, 2022

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Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!

Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil

You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"

by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013

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Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus

The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
🤡🤡🤡 😴 🤡🤡🤡

Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.

by daveobot February 12, 2021

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Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010

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Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.

1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.

by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014

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