chompsicle

when you bite down on a limp penis and say CHOMP!

last night i gave him a chompsicle!

by nikchomp January 3, 2008

Chumpanzee

Much like the word "Chump", a chumpanzee is simply person who is being a chump. Chumpanzee can be used specifically to avoid the repetition

of using chump.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."
Guy 2: "Lame, quit being a chumpanzee"

by dontcontactme March 3, 2014

Talking Chumash

1. A language spoken by the Chumash Indians of coastal California. 2. A language spoken by intoxicated individuals.

There goes Bob again; he's standing next to that chick and talking Chumash.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

chump

Generally, a person who lacks common sense, street smarts and a sense of self. A slow witted person. One who does not know the ways of the world. One who does not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Easily manipulated & taken advantage of. Usually operates in a field that is way above their skill-level. Incompetent. An embarrassment. Essentially a tool; a useful idiot. The chump usually thinks he is cool and suffers from over-confidence; but is just a player and is being fooled before s/he knows it.

1. Tom Cruise is the classic definition of a chump. He thinks he is smart and cool, but Alas; falls into the barrel of laughs that is moronic, delusional Scientology.

2. Most Polish people from the country of Poland qualify as chumps. (Don't believe me? Hopefully find out for yourself one day. Such pathetic immigrants I have to deal with.)

by Charmouche June 13, 2014

Chump

Someone who is only apprentice and makes a mistake.

*pours water on self* Water chump.
*doesn't brush teeth* Toothbrush chump.
You're a CHUMP!

by ovenbun February 3, 2013

chumpie

Slang word simply meaning "girl." Akin to "shorty" this term, which originates in the Seattle area, can be used when one intends to be neither derogatory nor especially endearing.

"Yo man, where's Dave at?"
"Aw, he left about half an hour ago with some chumpie."
"Cute?"
"Outta control."

by Stubbly January 28, 2008

chump

1. someone who is easily confused.

2. someone who thinks they're cool, but isn't.

Hey, did you see Ron today?

Yeah. He's quite the chump.

And how!

by Erin Kennedy March 11, 2008