Chris

Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.

"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"

by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017

Chris

Fluffy. (Childish, Pure)

Chris is just so Fluffy. I wish more of my friends were like Chris.

by Brison;) January 1, 2012

Chris

A man that is extremely fat and chubby. However he is often a very jolly person to be around. He is either a love or hate person.

That man is a Chris.

by A Big Bonus September 29, 2011

Chris

A Dumb Ass Mother Fucker Who Can't Spell

"Dude. He got 0 out of 50 on the spelling test"
"He must be a Chris."

by horfenico October 16, 2008

Chris

Chris is the biggest fag you will ever meet.

Fuck there's Chris. What a fag.

by Jacob The G March 31, 2015

Chris

A asian boy with a small pee-pee <3

Damn that asian boy Chris got a tiny pee-pee

by SnoopiePink August 11, 2015

Chris

Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.

Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.

by Jasonvb69 December 14, 2010