The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Alabama Wine Cooler

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.

Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".

by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019

Glock cock choker

When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised

Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim

by Lynsey brolly December 6, 2021

Bigger, cooler, grizzled

Adj The perfect way to describe how much you missed your red, emo, space boyfriend that's been gone for far too long.

"Are you sure you're not his bigger, cooler, grizzled brother?"

by Unicorn_&_Klance_Trash July 18, 2018

Boston Cooler

A beverage popular in Southeast Michigan made with sweet ginger ale and vanilla ice cream. Made popular at drive ins during the 50s, still very popular today.

Give me a Boston Cooler with my onion rings.

by swamphawk22 February 23, 2011

Beer Cooler

When a girl stuffs her mouth full of ice cubes and then you shove your cock in like a beer in a cooler.

*Note: If her face doesn't resemble a lumpy Dizzy Gillespie, it's merely a Polar Blow.

After Jennifer packed a pound of ice in her mouth she proceeded to beer cooler Trey.

by Nick and Burge November 23, 2005

Chomer

Similar to a tool or a loser. Usually used to describe really inept individuals.

That guy is such a chomer.

by T-Rock6969 October 21, 2010