Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019

National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Everyday!

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday

by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020

National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses

Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020

Boodrough’s Choice

When, for weeks, you suggest the inevitability of a breakup with the person you love most, only to find yourself falling more hopefully in love with them, more pair-bonded to them, and less likely to ever part from them.

Faced with Boodrough’s Choice, the path forward was never more clear: she was powerless to do anything but love him harder and HARDER with every passing day.

by JustAPrick November 22, 2022

Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)

-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023

My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.

Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice

by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024

I'll respect your choice and not make you do that

You aren't protecting women. Is that what KENDRA said happened or is that YOU? Did I make her do anything she didn't want to do or did SHE make ME do something I didn't want to do? I didn't TRY. If I would have TRIED, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED. She would have been powerless to stop me. YOU didn't even TRY to stop me. So, you COULDN'T stop me from succeeding THERE so now you want to stop me from succeeding NOW. BUT YOU WILL FAIL because I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS. You aren't defending women's choices. You didn't protect Kendra. Is that why she was modeling T-shirts for me and going to brunch and texting me? Because she was just under SO MUCH existential threat the she needs you to come in AFTER THE FACT and stand up for her right to fuck a retard with a fat cock instead of me? Is that's what's happening? You're not stopping any rapes or murders and YOU WILL NEVER do anything to stop ANY rapes or murders. I don't have to respect anything I don't respect and this is where you unironcally insert Uno reverse something-something non-sequitur, right? What did SHE say there? Instead of white knight-ing you're white monday morning quarterbacking. I got a billion dollars to a bucket of dog shit some of them would LET ME make them DO ANYTHING you fucking clown.

Hym "Yeah, not I'm not ever going to say 'I'll respect your choice and not make you do that.' I'll say THAT when you respect someones choice to hire or fire on the basis of race you fucking bagel. She is wrong. I am right. You aren't protecting anyone from evil misogynist. You're deluding yourself with your pretend-play morality that SOMEHOW always ends up with you being the morally superior one. Not that I don't respect the lack of humility. Your empathy is nothing more than a combination selective apathy and pity. You aren't enforcing respect for women, you're instigating disrespect for them. If you have any role in making men respect women, anyone with half a brain in their skull if just going to refuse to do it. That was a somber day for you all the other day, wasn't it? What's that all about? But hey, I'm a huge fan! Do one about that second Full Force Self-Immolation guy. Russell was going to do it but he pivoted to something else I'm curious about that one."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2024