Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.

by Lildval September 23, 2021

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

chimp

a person that acts like a monkey and is darker skined but still white

landon and daniel are both chimps. daniel and landon are both acting like chimps today

by chimp man 67 February 25, 2022

Chimping Around

“Chimping” or “chimping around” is a Canadian term that defines the healthy balance between going apeshit and chilling. Chimping.

“Hey buddy what’s going on?”
“You know man, just chimping around”

by Boxxxmuncher May 17, 2021

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Sea Chimp

A boater that doesn't know what they're doing and wants all their work done cheap.

You're not a booster you're a SEA CHIMP.

by SoapsOn June 13, 2021

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024