Chelsea Smile

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.

I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.

by Bilbin July 13, 2009

Chelsey

A soulless ginger who dosen't like to shower. Often referred to as "wookie" or "chewbaccian," she looks to take over the world with her kind. Don't let her looks trick you, she killed Prince Castian, (the king's only son) and blamed countless people for it. She's also a fork. Not yet a spork.. not yet.

Chelsey, do you remember when I killed a hundred evil mountain dwarves for you?

by the blue freak February 15, 2013

Chelsea FC

An English Team based in London.

1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.

by Glory Glory Man United June 19, 2005

chelsea

a really sexy blonde girl with blue eyes, a tight ass and a nice rack.

man, i banged a chelsea last night

by george<3 February 20, 2009

Chelsey Mills

The best girlfriend anyone could ask for. A smart, resilient, oh-so-sexy, hilarious, witty girl who can make anything happen. The girl every guy is after but none can get because she's always taken. Chelsey is the best dicker oner.

that girl is fucking banging, she looks like a Chelsey Mills.

by Yogi bear an booboo July 25, 2010

Cheltenham Rules

The keeping of all secrets within a particular event, meeting or gathering that defines:
1) all substance, discussion and efforts in such meeting, stays within the walls of the meeting "i.e" (what happens at band camp, stays at band camp.)
2) everything in this meeting, as cheltenham rules, cannot be discussed outside this meeting, lest it be a future gatherin of the same attendies.

i.e - The Freemason's conduct all of their meeting as of Cheltenham Rules. No Doubt, Dont Try, Keep Your Mouth Shut!

by anonymous - FM April 28, 2010

Chelsea

A stunning girl who is sexy but cute, if you are lucky enough to win her you will never stop loving her, plus she's brilliant in bed. She is the life of the party, she knows everyone and everyone likes her but she doesn't want to be that popular. She is a tomboy and are friends with all the boys and her best friends are also boys. She is funny and nice and loves her family and friends, she would die for them. She is athletic and strong and she has abs and thigh muscles and nice boobs.

James- damn that girl Chelsea is stunning

Jameson- Ikr. But her friend Abi and Charlotte are so fucking ugly!
James- I just want to slap that

and lick those titties
Jameson- you're not going to get her if you do that!
Hamish- that's my girl you're talking about!
James and Jameson- damn you're lucky!

by Daisycorn1o1 September 24, 2017