Cheeto

A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.

Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"

by Invasian June 3, 2009

Cheetonium

The orange residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

Dude, wash your hands. You've got Cheetonuim all over them.

by Harry the Hat September 10, 2005

cheetah

A cougar in training. A sexy woman too old to be a kitten and too young to be a cougar. They are known to move extremely fast

I went to a bar and was grabbed by this sexy cheetah! Her name was Julie and I was in her claws by the end of the night! It was sweet!

by preyedupon October 15, 2007

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

A spicy twist on the original Cheetos, but also a staple for loud, obnoxious, ghetto black females who love to be loud in the mornings whose fingers are constantly covered in flamin' hot cheetos which are constantly being smacked, smudging everything they touch

*screaming across the hallway early in the morning* HEY BITCH
Her friend: HEY GURL
*black girl screaming across the hallway once again* LOOK WHO GOT HER FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS BACK BITCH

by latrelljennings November 19, 2019

Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008

Fascist Cheeto

You know who I'm talking about.

Trump The 45th Donald Trump Donald J Trump

The Fascist Cheeto did WHAT?

by Smart Toosh May 14, 2018

cheetocum

Orange powdery substance that gets all over your fingers after eating a Cheeto

Lick that cheetocum off of your fingers

by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018