cheeseboat

1. to engage in coitus with a mammal outside of the human species

2. to perform an act of bestiality

I was especially horny, the dog was in heat, so I cheeseboated the hell out of that pup.

by ItsJester April 25, 2006

cheeseburger scrotum

The smell that grows upon the sweaty genital region after extended amounts of cooking greasy items.

Jim just got back from his fast food job, I bet he has cheeseburger scrotum.

by Crash Test Opera October 14, 2011

rusty cheeseburger

The Act of fisting a girl in her ass with a cheeseburger then eating it.

I'm hungry and horny, lets have ourselves a rusty cheeseburger

by JustTooChewy August 1, 2015

cheesemurf

An over all dis that can refer to anything as a cheesy (yes the food) blue, dwarf-like cartoon character that scares me shitless.

1. Damn (insert name here) your such a cheesemurf!
2. Thats fricken cheesemurf-y.
3. Holy cheesemurf!!

by ladyperson December 4, 2005

Cheesebread

A fluid state of being, that encompasses all human experience. It can never be exceeded.

1.
Gig: Dude, lolcats just spammed my computer
Bronte: Bewm cheesebread.

2.
Bronte: Dude, steve buscemeyes?
Gig: BeWHM cheesebread!

by Franginal-Gooch Agency May 14, 2011

cheesebread

Absolute fucking nobhead with an annoyingly cheesy smile, a really minute penis and a crack addiction. Live's in a crack den.

(small) (penis) (wanker) (cheesebread)

by speedebacon December 13, 2013

Cheesecunt

When a woman puts cheese down her vagina.

Becky put cheese down her vagina last week, what a cheesecunt.

by Zeepo7 October 28, 2018