chapstick

someone smug and condescending from the suburbs or chicago

yo that fuckin chapstick dont belong in the dirty jerz

by billllll June 25, 2006

chapultapec

An exclamation made while pulling ones pants up a small distance, approximatey less then 4 inches.

I was scarred to go into the kitchen where the plumber was until I heard him say chapultapec.

by Gary Smith December 6, 2003

Chapstick

A word or phrase that describes the owner of the xbox live gamertag Raged Ermine

me: Hey Chapstick
Raged Ermine: Hey

by xJAMESxB July 27, 2011

Chapstick

When you cum on your mom

Bro I did a chapstick on my mom

by Joseph Blackman December 18, 2020

chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

Count Chapula

Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips

"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."

by Shabbyv4444 November 12, 2012

Chapstick Lesbian

A chapstick lesbian is a lesbian who is more masculine than anything else.

Sandra is a chapstick lesbian because she is very masculine and they call themselves a chapstick lesbian

by Annabithbae June 6, 2021