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castro valley

A black hole that forms tumors on your soul and makes you want to eat your own face. Filled with people who can form their own opinions and don’t understand yours. Whose very purpose is to make you want to go to college even more.
i hate myself therefor i'm going back home to castro valley
by Kelly G. February 7, 2008
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Castie

When you received a hand job from a woman with a cast and she uses her cast hand to give it to you.
Dude, I'm all chaffed down there from last night after getting that castie.
by Speshal K November 20, 2010
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Castro

Drug Dealer of the highest magnitude, student at day, drug lord at night. Loves to fuck that pusseh
by infidelll March 17, 2019
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castrol

the motor oil commercial that says "think with ur dipstick jimmy"
castrol gtx. its more than oil. its liquid engineering.
by ant-tony April 28, 2010
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Castro valley high school

Castro valley high where rich white kids try to be ghetto. everyone skips class and talks $#@%. the students are very rude be careful of the theater choir and band kids they are a cult like the holy trinity they basically rule the school. every bathroom is filled with smoke would suggest waiting to go tell you get home. 60% Asian 30% white 10% everything else. at this school everyone is soooooo quirky and cool that nobody is. warning beware of the monsters called the viscos they are everywhere.
I have my hot Cheetos, hydro flask, ukulele, vape, and back pack. I’m ready to start a new day at Castro Valley high school.
by ADisappointment February 12, 2020
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how now, cassio

it basically means 'sup'
adapted from othello- way of greeting your friends :)
mitra:"Sup eve"
eve: "how now, cassio"
by mitraeve September 11, 2006
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SNEAKY CASTRO

When a man is having doggy style sex with a woman facing a window and his buddy sneaks in and without missing a beat they switch off. The man then gets dressed and leaves. And as he leaves tap on the window to get the girls attention and then waves goodbye as he walks off.
Me and my buddy pulled a sneaky castro on my girl last night.
by Beelzebub666 April 9, 2008
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