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Springfield Gas Card

1.) A piece of garden hose that is cut off for the purpose of Siphoning gas.

2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.
“Has anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I don’t think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and back”.
by Mopery November 28, 2009
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Caradoc

A fire-breathing dementor that prefers the souls of first-year Gryffindors. In his basement there is a secret passageway to Azkaban. He can drink an entire bottle of firewhiskey and then go into work completely sober. As for the firewhiskey bottle? It ends up being added to the blanket of broken bottles and crushed dreams for which he throws soulless bodies atop.
"Do you think Caradoc uses a simple appearance alteration spell to hide the fact that he is a dementor, or an entire series of them?"
by Mssr Prongs February 8, 2010
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autism card

A card that can be pulled like the race card but is for autistic people to defend him/herself. Sometimes, non-autistic people lie on the internet claiming they're autistic to get away with certain things, even though acting like one does not make one cool.
Person 1: This video is shit! Can't you even do better?
Person 2: I have autism, you know
Person 1, thinking: Fuck, he pulled the autism card
by M8Bit June 5, 2018
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CardCaptors

Nelvana's terrible mutilation of the Japanese anime Cardcaptor Sakura, which provided audiences in America with a plot that was completely screwed around with, select episodes that were completely cut out, and a terrible, terrible English dub. The author is a fan of the original Japanese anime as well as the manga, produced in the states by the Tokyopop company, whom she feels did a good job with it- unfortunately, the anime was not such a good move at all. Were it in more capable hands, it may have fared better.
I'll never forgive Nelvana for what they did to Touya and Yukito...
by NeNay April 24, 2004
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green card

In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.
"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"
by XeroCint October 31, 2009
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Race Card

Using your own, or someone else's race to intimidate others into letting someone get away with something inherently bad.
Some Dude: You know, I think those four black people who tortured that Trump supported should be on the death sent---
Some other guy: RACIST!!!!!
Some Dude: Alright man!! Just... calm the effing hell down!
The Inexplicable Third Person: Don't lower your defenses man. He's playin' a race card
by Argeuahble January 18, 2017
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St John's College Cardiff

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers. Like Ms Jones really be out here giving people death stares and shiz. The teachers really be Givin detentions for not bringing a book and having ur hair down. Like actually why? All of them really be not calm. And jus no. Girls really be out here having boyfriends with 2 years oldrr. And girls thinking they run the school and the boys think they be drug dealers or some shit. But they really jus be wearing puma.
St John's college Cardiff is shet
by Stjohnisshet March 21, 2019
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