carpenter's special

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

by cj old man w March 14, 2009

carpetgarfer

A person who loves to eat out fine tasting vagina

women : damn u have been licking it for three hours.

Man : I love licking vagina hahahahaha

women : your such a carpetgarfer

by infinit-777 and lambo November 2, 2009

pubic carpet

The hundreds of pubic hairs that surround the lower ledge of a urinal. Usually one that hasn't been cleaned in awhile.

Somebody need to clean the restroom. All the urinal shave full on pubic carpets.

by TB451 October 17, 2007

japanese carpentry

Japanese carpentry is carpentry in japan.

Wow carpentry really fascinates me. I will go to japan to see some japanese carpentry.

by Maddestmonkey May 21, 2019

Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter is an actress, singer, and songwriter. One of the things she is known for is she played Maya Hart in Girl Meets World. She is a pop singer and she has released four albums, Eyes Wide Open, Evolution, Singular Act 1, and Singular Act 2. She is talented, beautiful, and sweet woman. I, the writer, adore her and just freaking love her 😍

I would add on but I don't want to make it super long, so if you want to know more, research Sabrina Carpenter :)

Sabrina Carpenter is adorable

Sabrina Carpenter's songs are a bop!

Sabrina Carpenter plays Nola in the new movie, The Short History of the Long Road

by Ilikecats&dogs June 30, 2020

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

carpet bomb

The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.

John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.

Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.

John: safe dude.

by discodan4321 November 30, 2009