the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
by Peter Moody November 5, 2008
Get the condomplating mug.The act of intentionally tampering with a condom in order to negate its contraceptive properties. It is usually done in 2 different ways.
1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.
2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.
2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) David sabotaged his condoms with a pin in a furtive attempt to get his girlfriend pregnant.
2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
by Stephrawr December 28, 2011
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When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
Get the Condom catastrophe mug.Condom Pussy def. Pussy that a guy would love to fuck, but only with a condom on. Due to prevent std's and pregnancy, but mostly stds. Just out of sheer fear that she has an std.
Man there was this chick last night and she was all on my cock, definetly condom pussy, but I had no Condom, luckily she had one, definetly Condom PUSSY.
by white kid swag June 12, 2011
Get the Condom Pussy mug.Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
by BroNamath69 June 2, 2011
Get the The Condomleezza Rice mug.When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.
They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)
Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)
Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
by MerryJerryBerry November 15, 2020
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When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.
When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.
by Starvinmarvin42 November 16, 2020
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