Communism

Based ideology

Person A: Communism is when no iPhone

Person B: stfu

by Based 1111 March 6, 2021

Communism

My offial religion

I practice Communism

by Barnie Slayer April 2, 2021

Communism

A word that right-wing politicians and boomers use to describe anything they don't like.

"Gay marriage is communism!"

by Stealer of knees May 4, 2021

Communism

Communism is a socioeconomic structure and political ideology that promotes the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, stateless society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general.

Person: U are big gey
Communist supporter: NO! WE ARE BIG GEY, COMMUNISM WILL PREVAIL

by Communist Dude May 28, 2018

Communism

A new crash diet where you don't eat. It's that simple. Everyone equally starves if they choose to have this diet. If you partake in this diet and express any displeasure with it, you won't be heard from again.

I sure love communism. I've lost all my weight and have become a walking pile of bones. I'm not being forced to say this at all.

by Kamikazee49 July 6, 2018

The Black Book of Communism

A dubious hodgepodge of dishonesty and Nazi sympathy that tends to be the touchstone of libertarian cranks, shitlibs and Jordan Peterson dorks the world over. The bellwether for figuring out if someone is an apple polisher or bootlicker.

Imbecile: Communism killed 100 million people, I read it in the Black Book of Communism.
Me: You actually watched a PragerU video on YouTube and your penis is very, very small.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 17, 2022

Communism

The thing that Liberty Prime screams about every 5 seconds while ZAPping Enclave cuntfaces into oblivion.

"COMMUNISM IS EQUAL TO DEATH!"-Liberty Prime-2009-2009

by Lone Wanderer Level 9876546787 August 19, 2017