Calum

Entrepreneur, philanthropist, billionaire playboy and inhumane rights activist. Founder and CEO of companies such as Calum's plastic burning business and Torture Corp. Head of Nordea's baby rape project. Recently defunded because of baby right activists.

Friend: Who is a cool dude?
You: Calum is a cool dude and totally not fat.

by notcalum October 12, 2019

Calum Finnegan

Claim Finnegan is a very cool guy. He’s a single Pringle that’s ready to mingle!
Cmon ladies, Dig in!

“Calum Finnegan is the coolest of them all” said Conor

by Joebuzz635 November 13, 2019

Callum Dalton

Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.

“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA

by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019

Callum killmartin

the leader of the simps

hey! its the leader of the simps Callum killmartin

by sillywily February 17, 2020

callum harley

Callum Harley is one of the best people in the world. He’s my only source of happiness and I’m glad to have him in my life. He’s legit the life of my life. He’s cute, kind, gentle and talented. I’ve known him for two years now and I’ve loved him ever since. He’s the most amazing boy you’d ever meet. To know and love this guy you must be the luckiest person in the world. Especially to have him feel the same way. He’s the only thing that keeps me going and I appreciate him despite all our ups and downs. I could never lose him.

Me: I love Callum Harley

by Georgialeigh February 20, 2020

Callum McEnerney

Callum is the sweetest, kindest and most caring person on the earth. He will protect and love you like a god, he thinks he's ugly but everyone knows he is a S-N-A-C-K. He is the best boyfriend ever and he is the best person to ever exist in all the planets in space. He is all round perfection.

Oh Callum McEnerney, yeah he's my boyfriend. You jealous? Don't answer, I know you are.

by Urban. Dictionary May 12, 2020

Callum

Callum is a respectful, funny and lovely dude. He will make you feel like a princess, but you also gotta make him feel like one. He is a sensitive croc who enjoys watching shows with his girlfriend, and playing DnD with his friends. He has a small dog/rat and the cutest spider hands.

Look at this Callum, he's so cute!

This guy is a real Callum, he always tries his best.

by hotpotatochip May 14, 2020