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Calm Down

A simple phrase which means to relax and think clearly about ones current situation instead of reacting emotionally.
Also the most feared phrase among all women. They seem to believe when a man is telling them to "calm down", the man is asking for them to obey their every whim. When in truth, women simply seem to over think what's troubling them to the point of insanity. And in actuality, when a man says calm down to a women, it just means, "Hey, you seem a bit upset about nothing, can we just act civilized please? If not we can just go our separate ways, up to you."
Women : Trump is fucking disgusting, and Hillary is amazing.
Man : I mean I'm not a fan of Trump either, but Hillary is just as scummy as him, I mean, look at all the secrets she keeps, and all the shady stuff she does behind the peoples backs.
Women : WTF is that suppose to mean? YOU DONT LIKE HILLARY!! WHAT DO YOU HATE FEMINISM TOO!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Man : Please, may you calm down?
Women : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by theanonymousman2 December 19, 2017
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Calmbry

How was that movie? It was so calmbry.
by Southside DK; PDB February 27, 2010
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calm down

What Park must always do.
Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"
by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005
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Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird
Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny
by fetasalaatti666 October 5, 2023
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calmette

A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.
by o2chinese July 24, 2009
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Calm Your Stroodle

When your stroodle is very arroused/ happy/ slap happy/ semonated/ erect as the Moses Cleveland statue/ BONER.
A: Woah I'm pumped for tonight.
B: Why?
A:I'm definately gunna get layed.
B: Holy shitcakes dude, calm your stroodle.
by suckithard123456789 November 7, 2010
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Calm your paperclip

It is an other version of calm your farm, it just means clam down, or chill out.
DUDE! Calm your paperclip will you?!

It's not that big of a deal just calm your paperclip.
by ninaninanoo October 12, 2011
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