Cake

A term used to describe having sexual relations. Especially when around parents or small children.
"Hey Dan, you should come over and have some cake with me later."
"Dude this chick is bad, we had cake and she even licked the icing off."
by nattybug33 April 14, 2010
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TIM: WOW we should throw this cake at Karl's face!

Rlaph: No dont throw that cake (yummy satisfing goodness) at Karl! We dont want to wast a good cake (yummy satisfying goodness) on such a ugly face! Lets eat it to satisfy our hunger!
by Shorty May 06, 2005
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A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.
"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"
by sedgeflower July 11, 2008
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Jane was hungry, so she got her boyfriend to make her a cake to turn her on and to satisfy her craving.
by Kara K March 19, 2008
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caked... fXcked in the bOOty....
by ic3cr3am3 January 22, 2008
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Caked

When an unwitting party guest is given a cake loaded with marijuana and subsequently passes out.
See that guy lying over there in a heap, I caked him about an hour ago.
by Katanamangler May 10, 2011
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cocaine and ketemine
when you mix the two drugs... cocaine and ketamine... you get this batter ...
by Jason February 03, 2005
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