Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

like a whore in a candy shop

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing

guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

by hugh j. rack April 8, 2010

Candy Box

What southern grandmothers call a Vagina

Girl you better stop being so fresh. You can't let everybody into your candy box.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.

My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.

by The magic man March 26, 2014

candy lac

A cadilic car covered in candy paint. Candy paint is usually a high gloss paint for cars. The term is derived from candy and lac an abreviatation for cadilac. Hence forth candy-lac

I'm posted up in the parking lot my trunk wavin'
The candy gloss is immaculate and is simply amazing
Them elbows poking wide on that candy lac - Paul Wall on the song drive slow.

by Ueorge April 25, 2006

eye candy

someone you find attractive

when i was walking the mall i scoped out some nice eye candy

by stoph March 1, 2004

Candy Crush

Just about the dumbest game in the modern world. People come begging to their friends on Facebook for lives and take the game way too seriously. Most adults who are trying to be impressive play. Also is known as Candy Crack because it is so addictive.

Person 1: "Sweetie have you started dinner?"
Person 2: "I'M PLAYING CANDY CRUSH. LET ME BEAT THE LEVEL!"
Person 1: *silently backs away*

by k1798 December 25, 2013