muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

by @TheReptile September 23, 2016

Fistafuckin'cuffin

Just a nonsense word. Kinda like saying "just dicking around".

P1: Hey, what were you doing last night?
P2: Just fistafuckin'cuffin. What about you?
P1: That makes absolutely no sense what the fuck Randy this is why I hate you. You just use these stupid fake words. Fuck you Randy. I hate you.

by DickSpends June 5, 2017

bum cuff

A pant hem that has been walked on til it is ragged and straggly.

"Hey Jim, need a belt?"
"No, why?"
"If you don't keep your pants up, they'll get bum cuffs like a dirty homeless man."

by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

cloud cuffing

cuffing season but done with online dating apps. They will not meet up with you, but they want the relationship.

Adam that girl on tinder is cloud cuffing you

by Josh Edds December 1, 2017

winter cuff

A partner you hook up with in the colder months, organically breaking up when it gets warm (from the word handcuff)

God, I need a winter cuff this year. I'm so sick of having to go meet guys when it's cold out.

by Honeeybee November 29, 2017

Snuggle Cuffed

To be locked into a position while Cuddling and not be able to move.

Dude I was Snuggle Cuffed by my girl last night.

by Biggie_Boi September 10, 2019

puff on the cuff

the result of masturbating while fully clothed and the ejaculate ends up on one's sleeve

Last night I watched reruns of "Three's Company" on Nick at Nite and ended up with a puff on the cuff.

by tipster173 December 30, 2010