Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

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Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

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Nicotine crop dust

When you shove a disposable vape into someone ass the take a rip while they fart consistently.

She nicotine crop dusted me!

Damn, last night was a movie! Tammy shoved my dispo into her poop shoot and let the biggest ripper go whilst I ripped from the little nozzle sticking from her arse hole. Most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!

by Mikehuntreeks April 19, 2023

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someone who crops memes wrong

someone who is so fricking dumb they can't even crop memes right

It is used in memes that are cropped correctly to insult this type of moron
Me looking at dank memes: This guy is definitely my No.1 someone who crops memes wrong omfg they are so fricking dumb
i cant even read this dang meme

by 1!OMFGMOOFYBURGER@@@ May 27, 2019

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Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022

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Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

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