Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

by Loscar ugol September 01, 2008

double hand twist combo

A double hand twist combo is when a kitty daddy looks so good that you need to give him a double hand twist combo it is when you take both or your hands and start jacking off kitty daddy then you have to do it from the back upside down on a headstand

Hongjoong from Ateez could use a double hand twist combo!

by Kitty daddy December 08, 2018

The Detroit Triple Combo Special

The act of laying pipe, laying pipe, and laying pipe; that is to say, all three definitions of the idiom "laying pipe" (having anal sex, taking a large shit, and breaking someone's kneecaps with a pipe) are combined into one beautiful activity. This event can often be seen taking place between the inebriated, homeless, and/or crackheads of Detroit, hence the naming.

Michigan dweller 1: "Hey man you're an M and a shit guy, right?"
Michigan dweller 2: "Hell yeah!"
Michigan dweller 1: "Well I found this crackhead chick who said she'd give you The Detroit Triple Combo Special for only 40 bucks!"
Michigan dweller 2: "Damn dude, this'll be the best birthday of my life!"

by xXSwagDaddy69Xx September 11, 2022

meat and two bean combo

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

by SpokaneDeezy January 15, 2008

number three combo

when you are peeing out of your urethra, and peeing out of your asshole (really bad diarrhea)

"what was going on in there?" Damn, I drank too much yesterday, that was the "number three combo".

by poo talk September 22, 2008

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.

We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!

by stan harris March 24, 2007

Double Glock Glock combo

The double Glock Glock combo is a oral sex position usually used by the female to the male

Female: you finna get hit by the "Double Glock Glock Combo"

Male: shawty your bad

by Yasin.vro February 03, 2019