- Dam dude I didn't know that chick was such a good bartender!
-She isn't a bartender, she works in the book store.
-Well I sure got a buzz from her sucking down my mixed cocktail
-She isn't a bartender, she works in the book store.
-Well I sure got a buzz from her sucking down my mixed cocktail
by 1 lone monkey June 22, 2010
by dainish March 25, 2008
A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.
Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.
by QuacksO November 10, 2018
The act of pouring a flammable alcoholic beverage on a girl's breasts and setting them on fire during sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital to be treated for her burns after I Molotov Cocktail'd her. She's pissed to say the least...
Guy 2: Doesn't matter, had sex.
Guy 2: Doesn't matter, had sex.
by MikeFuckingTyson December 23, 2011
by dirk dig November 19, 2004
The ravages that a "cocktail" of highly active antiretroviral drugs inflicts on an HIV-positive man's face.
by patient infinity December 27, 2012
Party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass. The loser, or the man to ejaculate last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. Should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.
Either way, you are going home alone that night.
Either way, you are going home alone that night.
Friend 1: We had a nice, friendly little Cocktail Party.
Friend 2: And?
Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.
Friend 2: And?
Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.
by The Loser February 13, 2012