Cobra clutchin

When you come up big time in the big time clutch

Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”

by benvveiss March 15, 2019

Clothing Recon

Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.

I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!

by WittyJules January 23, 2009

catching salmon with his hands

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

catching rain

When a sexual partner sticks their tongue out to collect your semen during ejaculation

Mallory was catching rain after she sucked me dry

by LondonD July 10, 2016

catching a pleed

Trying to avoid something, or keep silent

Before Jimmy had his seed, he said his pull out game was crazy but now he catching a pleed.

by Lil Jimmy 1234 January 28, 2017

churching

To attempt the crab position whilst maintaining an erection, completely naked. The limbs become the walls, the body the ceiling and the thoroughly erect penis, becomes the steeple.

'I like to thoroughly stretch out my pelvic muscles with a good morning churching.'

by Charon92 February 13, 2017