Carfap

The word used for "Crap" in a clean, Mr. Febreze, world.

"Crap..."
"Hey! Were in Mr. Febreze town!"
"Carfap..."

by Danief.... again April 3, 2009

Carfted

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

by diva75 May 27, 2009

carfood

A small animal that is killed and "eaten" by a car, esp. when it gets stuck in the radiator grill

Joe: Look at that little Chihuahua, it's always standing in the middle of the street.

Sam: I'm surprised it's not carfood already.

by Zombi_Leroy October 21, 2009

Carf

the act of wearing a scarf

Kid at Party: Yo, you see Difed and that scarf
Me: Yeah dude, that kid carfs all over the place

by Absolute Specimen February 25, 2011

Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

by Dangertits June 11, 2012

chafrican

Someone of a Chinese-African descent

That man is Chafrican. His dad is Nigerian and his mom is Chinese.

by Chief cheese78 November 30, 2013

chadford

A guy with a giant cock and gets mad bitches. Usually you can spot one with a sporty car with a trophy doll in his left arm

That guy over there in the Ferrari is definitely a Chadford

by RickTheBoss123 July 16, 2017