sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014

carson weed

A very well known man that is a pornstar and is very sexy man

Carson weed is my idol

by Carson the star May 13, 2021

brenden carson

A Brenden Carson is a dirty minded but sweet and loving person, he would date anyone and spit on your pussy for a nickel, get yourself a brenden Carson

My Brenden Carson is white

by Donald miller May 22, 2018

carson cox

NOT a cool guy

He stole my bag of dicks, he must be a Carson cox

by Goblue201421 October 28, 2020

jake carson

An asshole of a guy who will do anything and everything for a girlfriend. He ruins friendships and breaks girls hearts after. He doesn't care about anything but himself and he is a huge pussy.

Gus: Come on stop being such a Jake Carson!
Kevin: What?
Gus: Stop being a pussy!

by 1119 May 11, 2019

carson kowaski

Carson kowaski is the hottest man in the world he is so nice and excepting of everyone. And all the girls without sti's just fall into his lap if you ever meet him just have sex.

wow i just met carson kowaski he's so hot.

by Caleb better December 13, 2018

Carson Sullivan

Carson Sullivan is a cute, kind hearted, funny, sometimes weird person and he is really hot too! He is a prince! He goes with a prince and that means a Sarah should be with him!

Being defined as Carson is a big deal!
He is hot that must be a Carson Sullivan

by Sarah Burton November 18, 2015