Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"

She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.

by legit123 #dab January 29, 2017

Calm Down

At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.

Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2024

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

calm-stressed

A confused state of mind

"Calm down!"
"I am calm. CALM-STRESSED!"

by Shanisa November 16, 2021

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite June 9, 2011