sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
by JDirty September 28, 2013
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Bump It Out

to get hyped about going to the gym or doing something extremely crazy. Or it can be to get something done and over with.
Dude, I am so tired of all of these exams. I have one more left, I am just gonna go Bump It Out!

I have not been to the gym for 2 days. Lets go Bump It Out!
by uncc49r October 23, 2010
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sex bumps

When a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of sex
Person 1: omg! My face is breaking out with pimples!!

Person 2: Those are aren't pimples. Those are sex bumps!
by carmalog January 26, 2011
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bumped uglies

janice:Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

joey:Well, that's really adifferent question.

janice:I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together has never bumped uglies
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by abdulaziz agoori May 29, 2008
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Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.
How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.
by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009
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bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!
Are you two bumping ugly?
by D0c February 21, 2006
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Bump

Bump - as in to stitch someone up.
"arr you jus got bumped off hard bruv"

or on opening a newly purchased wrap of drugs that fails to meet expected standards (sizewise) "thas a bump!"
by pacmandem January 03, 2010
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