Bull Canoe

When a Bull searches for a Condom but the only thing that fits is a Canoe.

As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...

by RuneClaw November 28, 2019

bull tricking

Bovine sport in which a human participant dazzles and confuses a bull through sleight of hand, oratory skill, juggling dissimilar objects, musical numbers, fashioning balloon animals, rhythmic gymnastics and classic Vaudevillian showmanship until the bull becomes bored and falls asleep, thus delighting the silent spectators.

Bull tricking was first popularized in rural central Illinois in the early 1990s as a humane alternative to other bovine sports.

by KopeofOnrac December 25, 2011

bull buzz

the warm tingling feeling you get when you consume Red Bull.

dude I just drank 20 oz. of Red Bull and gave myself a good bull buzz.

by Skeleton B. April 8, 2011

Banter Bull

When someone from a group is selected to be the 'banter bull' and whenever there is 'banter' in your group. the banter bull has to charge at the victim of the banter and jab them with his hands and shout banter. the other members of the group are welcome to join in as well

Chris: i love banter

Banter Bull: BANTER BANTER

by ryan0738 September 29, 2012

bull mess

Nice way of saying bullshit.

Lets go down to the bar and start us a buncha bull mess with the bouncer.

by WillMyers March 10, 2007

Electric Bull

Similar to a Gyrator. Generally a slim fella that gyrates so intense while a girl is riding him she can barely stay on.

Sienna said Dylan was an Electric Bull in bed and that her vagina was completely thrown out of place afterward.

by eric_h October 31, 2022

Bull with a hat on

A really big beef burger.

"Hey I got a really big burger"

"Thats not a burger, thats a bull with a hat on!'

by joeyg479 January 27, 2009