buffed

to be well-built or stocky and muscly

Damn, see that guys muscles? He's buffed to the max.

by auTeX April 21, 2005

Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.

"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."

by 3000labels May 20, 2010

Buffetting

The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected

Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"

by sbarber15 July 2, 2011

buffalump

The lump of fat on the back of a large woman's neck.

"Kerri was squirming around a lot but when I sunk my teeth into her buffalump she just sighed and went along with it."

That chick had a buffalump that looked like a pack of hot dogs!

Dr.Oz became famous because he reduced Oprah's buffalump.

by squatnplop October 6, 2011

Bologna Buffer

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.

Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

Great Buffalo

When you save up your pubes for 2 months and then during intercourse you switch to doggie-style and when fully mounted pull out and curb stomp your partner. Following the curb stomp, flip her over and ejaculate all over her body. Then proceed to sprinkle your pube collection over the unconscious body. Therefor, creating a Great Buffalo.

Dude1: Dude Ive been saving up my pubes for 2 months, what should I do?

Dube2: Without a doubt, Great Buffalo your bitch LaQuisha.

by Shanan Domino III February 26, 2014

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012