Broad

A woman over 40 who has worked hard for "Broad" status

Happy 40th ya old broad!

by SarahSmileSarah420 February 20, 2019

Ugly Broad

Ugly broad is an ugly woman

Look at that ugly broad

by Getgrammy January 31, 2019

Immunity Bravado

The egotistical and potentially mistaken belief that one is so healthy that they a) would have no issues with the Covid infection and take very little or no precautions not to get it or b) believe they probably have had a case already and it was mild since they are so healthy and are now immune and may seek an antibody test to confirm or c) they announce their wish to get infected just to get it over with and again are overconfident with their current state of health.

Vince doesn’t wear a mask when shopping at Walmart because he has immunity bravado.

by Mike S M June 17, 2020

broadbent

The most awesome people have this last name and sport it like nothing else!

person one: My name is _____ Broadbent
Person two: oh you must be awesome.

by Sillybiatch November 1, 2013

Bovatarian

One who is dedicated to the welfare and protection of bovines.

Pertaining to the saving of cattle or to the alleviation of suffering.

He opted for vegetables instead of beef to support the bovatarian cause

by Doveye February 18, 2011

Broaconstrictor

The word Broaconstrictor or any variation of the spelling means.

Any person who takes your close friend or "Bro" away from you by means of consuming his time with them instead of you. Generally this person is a love interest, but it could also be family or his other friends.

The term Broconstricted , or any variation spelling means that your friend is busy with the Broaconstrictor.

Broaconstrictor:

Christian: Jessica has plans with Mikey all the time we never get to see him anymore

Jake: Yeah man she's a Broaconstrictor

Broaconstricted:

Christian: Hey is Mikey coming out tonight ?

Jake: Nope , he's Broaconstricted, as usual.

by ThaatKiid March 24, 2012

Broadside

v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.

From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.

I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

by ninjawesome November 24, 2013