A dumb whore, who lip syncs. When she does sing you might think of a cat dying, a baby dog getting raped by a dildo made of broken glass with a spike on it, and suicide. If you're lucky... no... if you meet up with her you will get your dick sucked by her. If you are with the fifty who get there first and already have their dick in her mouth, or her ass, and vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, I met Britney Spears last night."
Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"
Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"
Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
by Mr. Grammar Nazi August 07, 2010
Young Afrikaans South African girl who dresses like Britney Spears. Spies is a common Afrikaans South African surname, hence Britney Spies. Usually unattractive.
by (_._) March 09, 2005
A person who will never be as talented as Britt Irvin (Canadian TV actress) no matter how hard she tries or how much more money she has.
There are three big differences between Britney Spears and Brittney Irvin (better known as Britt these days) - Spears has one less T in her first name, a lot more money, and a lot less talent.
by Doki Doki Attack! October 07, 2009
Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.
Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.
by Jordan April 07, 2005
Britney Spears is not a fucking hore or anything. Shes in her fucking 20s so let her live, shit the only difference between her and ppl are that she has money and cameras following her everywhere! so take a look at your life before you go judging hers or anyone elses. U fuck offs
" omfg i really want britney spears greatest hits she may have some rough edges but i love her music!!"
by KT123456 August 22, 2005
a beautiful singer, who is very very popular and sweet, she is often idiolized by girls and boys think she is very pretty. many people try to look like her. she started the trend of lowrisers up again, and the blonde cutie look.
Britney Spears is very beautiful
by * September 03, 2003
Yo that girl is cute but she aint no britney spears.
Yo she could dance but she aint no britney spears.
Yo I got money but I aint no britney spears.
Yo she could dance but she aint no britney spears.
Yo I got money but I aint no britney spears.
by sugar2239 September 30, 2006