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British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
by conze97 March 5, 2023
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British Casino

A gym, or anywhere else you’re losing pounds.
Man 1: Hey man, I just got back from the British Casino.
Man 2: I can tell, you look like you lost a few pounds.
by Panini94 September 13, 2019
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british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
by Tellitubby August 15, 2017
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British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.
Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry
by Donnie9 July 29, 2012
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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British People

Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people
by britishlover6942023 February 2, 2022
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British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.
Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!
by yung_fish21 June 23, 2020
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