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Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
by Brob August 16, 2022
mugGet the Booze Cruisemug.

Boozing Face

Getting hammered to the point where you can’t feel your face.
Yo Nathan are you boozing face tonight
by BowHello911 May 24, 2024
mugGet the Boozing Facemug.

Booze Bandage

The best thing to happen since drinking! It's a patch you wear while you drink so you're not as hungover the next day. You sneak these on so your friends suffer like little bitches and you look like a superhero!
Slap this Booze Bandage on and you're good to go!
by nautiginger July 16, 2019
mugGet the Booze Bandagemug.

boozing boobies

When you drink so fast that it compares to the speed you drank your friend's mom's tit milk the night before.
Man I way ahead in drinks, keep up. Shit I'm boozing boobies right now like I did with your mom's last night.
by Hocksean10 July 21, 2016
mugGet the boozing boobiesmug.

Booze-o-draft

-noun
1. An overdraft used solely for the purchase of alcohol (common amongst students)
2. When an overdraft facility is used to obtain money for purchasing alcohol (common in the lead up to pay day)
1. "This evening I will be making use of my generous Booze-o-draft"
2. "Think I'll need to use the Booze-o-draft today"
by Tom Wilinson November 14, 2010
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booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption
by Raygun13 March 30, 2016
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Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024
mugGet the Booze Mayonnaisemug.

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