Hoes Before Bros

The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates

"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."

by The Pita June 13, 2013

Cereal before Milk

Someone who does the most logical thing in the morning

Cereal before milk is the best way to do it PERIOD.

by BTSsugatrash May 21, 2019

Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows

Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.

-"Hey man you want to hang out?"

- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"

by GangsterJew October 3, 2011

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

Boor

Vagina. Pussy.

Uski boor me lund thuk gaya. : Her pussy got struck by a dick

by Mote Lund ka Sipahi January 16, 2004

boofriend

A Guy/Girl That Is Like Your Bestfriend, That You Sometimes Do Stuff With. (Not Friends With Benifits) stuff like sleep with, kiss ocassionally, dance with, watch movies with, etc...

Thats not my girl/boy, that's my boofriend.

by Keesytouchy December 6, 2010

milk before cereal

The most vile and cruel thing a person can do.

Guy 1: Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
Guy 2: Cereal before milk.
Guy 1: *grabs Holy Bible* SPIRITS BEGONE!!

by Ah'mere "Savage King" Sharpe23 May 15, 2019