She threw me in a sink full of syrup and called me a booflet.
He called me a booflet after I broke his toilet.
He sent me a nude so I called him a booflet.
He called me a booflet after I broke his toilet.
He sent me a nude so I called him a booflet.
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That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.
Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.
On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.
The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.
The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.
On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.
The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.
The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
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Man1: Damn, that nigga's a beast.
Man 2: Nah, he ain't nothing but a bottle of steroids and bowflex muscles.
Man 2: Nah, he ain't nothing but a bottle of steroids and bowflex muscles.
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