board as plank

really really bored. (coined the phrase btw)

every time I go to English I'm board as PLANK

by Rogue Lord Kaz January 7, 2016

boardroom boner

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

by P90SEX June 10, 2016

Fashion Boarder

Someone who skateboards (happens mostly in longboarding) only for the sake of being seen on said board or just so they can say they skate. Happens A LOT in girls with longboards that just like to cruse and be seen on them.

Usually come equipped with a Sector nine

Look at all these fucking fashion boarders man! I bet none of them can even slide

by DistanceSkater July 13, 2011

cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Caca Board

Caca Board is when someone else calls you caca/poop then you scream at them saying "NO, CACA BOARD" it's by Bosh on YouTube. The video is called T R A I N

Noah: YOU CACA
Aliza: WHAT YOU SAY
Noah: I SAID YOU CACA
Aliza: NO, CACA BOARD

Noah: *crys*

by caramelcandy01 February 2, 2021

Mark Boardman

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

by Neo_535 May 4, 2023

test drive the ironing board

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

by dfn_doe & Katbot April 12, 2004