Blumpkin Man

Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.

Blumpkin man wears a visor.

Blumpkin Man by Jose July 9, 2004

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blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

blumpkin fairy by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

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Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

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blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.

With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!

blumpkin blowback by Dirty girl April 23, 2018

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Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

Blumpkin sanchez by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

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BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.

One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious

BLUMPKIN Sandwich by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019

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Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom. by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

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