Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

kentucky blue balls

When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.

He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.

by Come get metal April 20, 2018

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022

Blue Balls

Name given to faithful Bruins fans. These fans’ beloved team make it to the playoffs every year. They fight hard enough to let the fans feel as though they can hear the duck boats firing up just to get booted in the first round.

“Hey man you see those Boston fans after game 7?”
“Ya bud. Bunch o blue balls ober der eh?!” Laughs in Canuck

by Hockey-puckstickles May 14, 2022