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No no blue balls

No no blue balls is Avery's not yours carsyn
Use lethal force "no no blue balls"
by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020
mugGet the No no blue ballsmug.

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....
Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
by Sinvídet May 12, 2022
mugGet the Ball Bluesmug.

Blue balls-ing

When a guy is waiting for a girl to take them back after break up and throw himself at the gym 24/7
He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
by 27/4 September 1, 2019
mugGet the Blue balls-ingmug.

Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.
Now I’ve got blue balls all day!
by BarryBaz September 7, 2023
mugGet the Blue Ballsmug.

Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.
Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
mugGet the Blue Ballsmug.

Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them
Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!
by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021
mugGet the Blue Ballsmug.

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
mugGet the wedding blue-balledmug.

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