blake

this dude sounds cool at first but then you realize, he is gay and an asshole and he even sucks dick.

man that dude was a real blake

by cows and cows December 5, 2017

blake

has zero friends and is ugly, nobody should ever talk to a blake.

Hey look there is blake. He smells like tuna

by Sniper/Gang May 8, 2018

blake

a fag who likes taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time. they are only homosexual and have a tendency of only fucking extremely gay guys

man, blake is giving it to that gay couple over there

by jewish community October 18, 2008

blake

(verb) to approach a potentially dangerous situation completely unprotected, and to complete the task with total disregard for repercussions.

1. Can you believe that Greg is blakeing a toilet at a Tex-Mex restaurant right now? How repulsive!

2. I can't believe I blaked that girl last night. Now I have to worry about doctor bills and child support payments.

by TedP82 March 30, 2010

blake

a blake is a person who will shrivle up and or explode when exposed to sunlight or radiation. a blake will also have feet simalar to that of "froto baggins" and will unknowingly put his feet right in front of your mouth like a total jackass. another distinct characteristic of a blake is a putrid smell of rotting pigs feet and sweaty sumo wrestlers. a blake will ackwnoledge that he smells this way but wont do shit about it!

"man you smell like a blake"
"ya sorry"
"well take a damn shower"
"OK"
NEXT DAY
"hey did you take shower"
"ya....smell me" (after smelling you experience gag reflex)
"you still smell like ass and get your feet out of my face"
"ok sry"

by quest 111111111111111 April 5, 2008

blake

blake is an epic failure and he walks like a penguin

that guy is such a blake

by kkklove October 10, 2011

blakely

a little person who fancys himself as some what of a ladies man but is a perv but is exteremly funny

blakely douglas zimmerman the 3rd

by stephaanieee May 18, 2008