bumpin' blubber

When two or more overweight or obese individuals engage in sexual intercourse

Sherryl, Bobby, and Betty Sue were holed up in their doublewide all night chuggin' Nattys and bumpin' blubber!

by geirlodnir March 9, 2019

Duck blubber plug

The build up of sperm from one's penile connal, gets it's distinctive taste and odorous smell from build up of dick sweat and other genital liquids after roughly 2 months build up, ingesters of the blubber have been know to feel a medium buzz that may last up to 4 hours.

He sucked all of that duck blubber plug out of old mate, he's Gunna peaking.

by Pipchingong May 22, 2021

Biber Babber

The prime evolution of “baby”. A biber babber’s etymology is derived from the English term of endearment “baby”. Baby quickly evolves into “bibi”. Hence, a bibi tends to do “biber”-like things. As a relationship with a biber progresses, one eventually develops into a full on “biber babber”. They participate in all types of tomfoolery and “biber-babbery”. When engaging in excruciatingly cute behaviors, a biber babber might be considered a “squibby-bibi” but only momentarily during peak cuteness.

“I really love my biber babber.”
“Don’t be silly, that’s just a bunch of biber-babbery!”
“OH MY GOD, you’re so cute. You’re being such a squibby-bibi.”

by Squibber69 January 3, 2022

tickle me babbers

The act of putting one’s hand against another’s while wiggling one’s fingers. Close to the kin of a handshake. It is a form of middle/high school greeting that was founded at a summer camp

Bro 1: “Tickle me babbers” Bro 2: “Tickle me babbers” Both Bros: “Ayyyyyyy”

by The Noisome Quibble July 26, 2022

Down for the blubber

Willing to have sex with a fat woman.

Bro, she was the size of a small state, but it was last call so I was down for the blubber.

by DaHolmes February 25, 2024

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024