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Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms
Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*
by Casual main April 1, 2021
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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018
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dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.
"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
by vladster January 13, 2014
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blexting

Communicating with a third party via SMS while performing the act of fellatio.
Person A: "We just got back to his place...Gah."
Person B: "Gah? You best not be blexting. Bad form!"
by oban89 August 5, 2012
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beating

1.to wear somthing
2. to wear somthing for a long time so peepz know its you comming from a mile off.
Guy1:'oh blood whats with the shoes?'
guy 2 who is wearing the shoes: 'allow the shoes i'm beating man.'
by xXx gyal June 7, 2005
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Blexting

- Verb

The act of text messaging someone while bligerently drunk usually to the point where one does not remeber sending the message/s. This Generally includes messages to friends, potential hook-ups, any hot female, girlfriends, and especially ex-girlfriends.

Other similar words include blalling, blemailing, and blacebooking
Dude I was so blacked out last night that i started blexting my ex-girlfriend I was horny.
by Jack OfHearts June 19, 2010
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baxting

the definitition of baxting is when you are texting people while your inside your bath tub having a bath (:
gus: what are you doing?
zsofia: im baxting, what about you?
gus: oh, me too!
by itsmeitsmeitsme. November 15, 2010
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