Belvedere

When you take a particularly clean shit and don’t have to wipe.

“I saved you a $1 in toilet paper, cuz I just took a Belvedere.”

by Nate Truax June 25, 2019

Blender Head

When a bitch scrape up yo dick when she giving you head

I can’t hit that her back up she gave some straight blender head

by Dhakrkwu September 4, 2019

blender sex

a transgender transformation for weird lgbt mf's

p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men

by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021

Belvedere college

The best school to ever exist

I wish I was in Belvedere college

by Volans o June 10, 2021

private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009

Italian Blender

Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.

Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014

Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004