skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

by Jumoma June 3, 2006

slippery beaver

A woman's hairless vagina

You can see many celebrity's slippery beavers as they exit the motor vehicle.

by kiwi_spiller November 1, 2007

beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

Grey Beaver

Old Vagina, in relation to Grey Pubic Hairs,
Laymen's terms: OLD PUSSY!!

Hey Granny, Gotta get me some of that "Grey Beaver!" - From "THE LORDS OF DOGTOWN"

by Kelton B. June 11, 2006

rabid beaver

an extreme explosion of vaginal fluids as result of an orgasm aka squirter

Ryan met a waitress, went back to her apt. banged the shit out of her and thought she pissed on him when she came, but it was just a rabid beaver.

by Meat May 13, 2005

The Beaver Bunker

The female equivalent of the man cave. All the women get together and watch all their reality shows and gossip. They have the book club, and Tupperware parties in the Beaver Bunker.

The men went to watch the big game at the bar, so Carol invited all the ladies over to the Beaver Bunker for cocktails, where they all smiled and talked behind each others backs at the same time. They were watching hip hop wives Atlanta.

by Mrs. DT October 25, 2012

feeding the beaver

to bang a girl on the kitchen table.

I was feeding the beaver last night while I was watching the food network.

by Bendig December 17, 2008