Gay Beard

The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.

Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.

by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010

jelly beard

when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.

girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext

please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)

by glenn666 February 27, 2007

Hipster Beard

A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..

A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair

B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face

C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.

Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?

Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery

Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug

by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009

Beardspiration

A person or beard that has inspired ones own furry facial endeavor.

Matthew cites Abe Lincoln and David Crowder as some of his greatest beardspirations.

by neenabub June 20, 2011

beardsquidj

The act of squeezing out your filthy hipster beard after cunnilingus

Smirnoff, what is taking so long?

Sorry boys, she was a bit of a squirtle, needed a tactical Beardsquidj

by SmirnoffBeard October 16, 2015

Bearded Traveler

When a male purposely grows a large bush. In doing so cuts his bush and leaves the pubes remaining on his body then lets a girl perform oral sex thus the loose pubes getting on her face then making her a "bearded traveler."

"Oh dang that guy just made me his bearded traveler!"

by pubesinyourface55 July 30, 2009

Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.

Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!

by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010