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baser

A person, usually a crack dealer, who is tricked in to working or getting stuff for another for free.
ex woah..tried like a baser!
by T January 2, 2004
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basterd

In Ireland is some one how doe'sint
have a father.
ya little basterd.
by spinner, eire June 12, 2005
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Basher

The definition often applied to extreme laziness. Stemming back to Syndey Australia in approximately 1985, 'bashing' was the new word applied to lazy people. Usually taking a day off work or sitting around the house can be seen as 'bashing'.
by Rocker Rocker Rocker October 13, 2009
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.
You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)
by kinkasaur November 13, 2006
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basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.
Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"
by MooN333 September 13, 2011
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basker

I am basking in glory therefore I am a basker
by rafflespook July 17, 2011
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