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bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
by Meow's girl May 9, 2010
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basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street
hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU
by shants November 25, 2006
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Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."
by Cuckooo March 4, 2009
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bathing apes

amazing, yet EXTREMLY expensive shoes.
"haters getting mad cause i got me some bathing apes!" -soulja boy
by shg5jundsxfa November 11, 2007
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space-basing

the act of smoking a mixture of crack cocaine and pcp, causing an intense, but spaced out high.
watch out for those crazy headbangers, i know they were space-basing
by nate March 18, 2005
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Basingstoke

A good place to live, full of interesting places and things to do.

there may be some chavs and people who like to yell at you in the street but all in all it is very nice.

the town centre has a great selection of places to go and brand stores such as superdry and zara but also the shitty ones like tk max...

if you have money you will live in the country side around basingstoke such as Upton Grey, Herriard, parts of Old Basing and some of the surrounding area.

quite a lot of teenagers have rich parents who have no real concern for how their kids spend their time so give them cars so they can do what they like, consequently you will also find a lot of audi's and BMW's crashed into lamposts!
a good place to live would be the rich part of basingstoke like Herriard, it is better than Old Basing and Litchpit (they just think their rich!)
by loppylunchy December 30, 2010
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basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.
I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.
by SlimShadee October 9, 2014
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