The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.
by JBurton31 May 3, 2010
Get the 1000000000th base mug.Didn't learn did you? This is the base reached when people realize there is no 31th base, its the 31st base... continue reading.
Bob: Dude, I totally got to 31th base last night.
Billy: Dude, there isn't a 31th base, its 31st, and there's no way you had actual phone sex... besides, that only works in cartoons.
Billy: Dude, there isn't a 31th base, its 31st, and there's no way you had actual phone sex... besides, that only works in cartoons.
by Epeeist May 26, 2008
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n. 1. A premature proclamation of victory. This expression is often incorrectly taken to mean simply victory. However, doing so does not take into account Zigs and their ability to be moved for great justice.
n. 1. A premature proclamation of victory. This expression is often incorrectly taken to mean simply victory. However, doing so does not take into account Zigs and their ability to be moved for great justice.
by hiyami November 1, 2003
Get the all your base mug.When you find a Human Centipede, feed it Taco Bell until it has the shits, and then fuck it up the ass until the foremost of the three sewn individuals begins to vomit diarrhea. Following this, you coil the three together into a circle, and then bend their spines until the opening in the middle of their circle is 1" in diameter (simultaneous fractures means you're doing it right). You then thrust your penis in aforementioned opening until you ejaculate directly into the puddle of spewed diarrhea (cum on the largest puddle if there are several). Then, having been driven mad by finding a way to outdo all the other bases on Urbandictionary, you superglue shut the asshole of the previously anally raped centipede shut and facefuck the foremost centipede member (diarrhea-vomit may or may not double as lube). You continue doing this until the gastrointestinal tract of one of the three explodes and die of internal bleeding. You then take a penis and eat it. Because you carry spare penises in your pocket. Afterwards, separate the human centipede's surviving members with a Ninjato, and shake the dead member to ensure that any bodily fluids left inside spill out into your puddle of diarrhea and cum. Sever limbs to mix the now brown, red, and white puddle until it is all one color. Once the solution is uniform, drink from it and spit into one of the ex-centipede member's mouths. Snowball eachother until God commits suicide and you become the new supreme deity of the universe.
"60th Base was cooler." - Bored people who have read all the way up to 90th Base.
"Fuck your couch." - Me
"Fuck your couch." - Me
by TwelveTesticlesTappingTogether February 8, 2013
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Fans: *Spontaneous Circlejerking*
Fans: *Spontaneous Circlejerking*
by The Bases of 2013 February 8, 2013
Get the 79th Base mug.A special "base" where a relationship will not advance to first, Second, or third base due to the couple having Christian beliefs not to do stuff until age 32.
by The Name November 11, 2017
Get the Bible Base mug.It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.
"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"
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