Definitions by Epeeist

34th base 

Engaging in intercourse with a male dolphin (vaginally or anally), and surviving.

Bob: Tommy's sister is such a slut, I bet she could get to 34th base!

34th base by Epeeist May 26, 2008

31th base 

Didn't learn did you? This is the base reached when people realize there is no 31th base, its the 31st base... continue reading.

Bob: Dude, I totally got to 31th base last night.

Billy: Dude, there isn't a 31th base, its 31st, and there's no way you had actual phone sex... besides, that only works in cartoons.

31th base by Epeeist May 26, 2008