Aching for a baking

A phrase used to indicate a strong desire to smoke cannabis.

Fuck yes! I'm aching for a baking.

by Ed-dog March 30, 2011

baking bread

when a female has a yeast infection and radiates a funk after getting up from a seated position or General hellacious odor associated with yeast infections coming from a female's area.

Whoa dude did you smell that? "yeah bro, she's baking bread!" ooh that explains it.

or

Is bread-bakin'amanda gunna be there? "yeah bro she is" DAMN it. she stinks!!!!

by tim baxter April 24, 2006

barring-out

When a woman bitches so much it makes them cry and go into a mix of rage and pouting.

Joe: "yo, dude you wanna come chill at my place?"

Mike: "can't man. My mom is barring-out about the 6 pack she found under my bed."

Joe: "shit, see ya next month"

barr, bitch, PMS, disappointment, pouting

by moondoggie891 September 29, 2010

barling

why are you barling
Crying

She dropped and start barling

by Elisha Smith January 13, 2008

bajingo

slang for vagina

by Shannon July 10, 2003

bohm bating

jerking off in bed with someone

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating

by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011

barking spider

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.

by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007